Hello World Version ...

Oh hello there! I’ve decided to come crawling back. In other words, I’ve exhausted all avenues of social media creeping and I need something else to do while jamming this new kid full of milk.   Speaking of new kid, isn’t she sweet?     You know what else was...

Please Shower

Recently I’ve noticed an attack on baby showers (apparently these are the riveting things that catch my attention now a days. I’m also using terms like “now a days.” If you choose to stop reading now, I won’t hold it against you.). Today’s Parent recently...

What NOT To Do If Yo...

Ah, the bathtub. Now we’re really getting the party (and delivery) started. 4:00 am: At our midwife’s suggestion, I settled in for a nice bath. That is, if your definition of nice means being interrupted every few minutes with intense full body cramps. Since Scott was ruining the...

What NOT To Do If Yo...

Preamble: The following is a very long and true account of my birthing experience. I won’t be offended if you skip it. If you’re planning on engaging in childbirth at some point, you may glean some tips. If you have already given birth, this will make you feel better about...